Santa Clause crashed, in my yard,
Overshot the roof, hit the ground hard,
I tied him up, free'd his deer,
Animal liberation time of the year,
I dragged him down to the cellar,
Mom is out of town please don't tell her,
I used her good knives to stab him good,
Thats what he gets in my neighbourhood,
Edged up vegan till the day I die,
Santa won't break me even if he tried,
Egg nog spirits won't hold me down,
Not gonna break edge won't mess around
