Christmas eve and I got no sense, I got no coins in my pocket nothin' in my head,
Christmas day and my rent is spent, I got candy cane stains all over my bed,
She came at the corner of Plymouth,
with her boots and a bandana,
It's a Fun-boy Miracle
I was sittin for girl,
I was thinkin' it's the end of the world,
Then I put on my Christmas suit,
We popped out the M and did a parachute,
She came at the corner of Plymouth,
with her boots and a bandana,
It's a Fun-boy Miracle