XXXMAS III

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released December 13, 2012

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM ALFIE, SCRU BAR, BEEJ EH, SCORPION, SHITTY MIKE, HOLIDAY & NACKY RICKSHAW

SPECIAL THANKS TO VERM

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Track Name: Family Dinner
I went downstairs last night, never know what I seen
Old Saint Nick stuck in the chimney, bringin' presents for the tree,
Hes getting older but he still remembers me

You know I'm talkin bout'

Christmas Trees, on Christmas Eve,
Makin memories,
Plates of meat and cheese, smilin' families,
Lipstick on my cheek

Rippin' down the hill in my black and yellow GT,
Brakes by my feet incase I pick up too much speed,
Baileys in my coffee, gonna roll myself some weed

You know I'm gettin drunk on

Christmas Eve, all my friends with me, droppin' LSD,
Takin' keys, till my nose bleeds, now I can't sleep
Got a girl with me, I'm her fantasy, now she's on her knees,
Rippin' B's, pull the choke for me, on Christmas
Track Name: Welfare Holiday
I'ts New Years Day and I can't pay,
all my money and presents gone away,

It's a New Years eviction party x4

Now my welfare fell through,
What's this Holiday, gonna do?

It's a New Years eviction party x4

2013 has come, why do we still feel so young?
Track Name: Fun-boy Miracle
Christmas eve and I got no sense, I got no coins in my pocket nothin' in my head,
Christmas day and my rent is spent, I got candy cane stains all over my bed,

She came at the corner of Plymouth,
with her boots and a bandana,
It's a Fun-boy Miracle

I was sittin for girl,
I was thinkin' it's the end of the world,
Then I put on my Christmas suit,
We popped out the M and did a parachute,

She came at the corner of Plymouth,
with her boots and a bandana,
It's a Fun-boy Miracle

We got fucked x3
at the Club House

Then we fucked x3
at the Club House
Track Name: O.D. on Christmas
My dealer aint in town for Christmas,
And I only found some dreadful stuff,
My family wants to take my carolin',
All I care about is Heroin

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

I'll OD on
Christmas,
Why don't we OD on Christmas?
Put it in my veins,
Santa bring me some cocaine, on Christmas,

Santa aint comin down for Christmas,
And my son asked for a pick-up truck,
His momma aint around oh shes nowhere near,
And daddy he aint got a buck,

I'll OD on
Christmas,
Why don't we OD on Christmas?
Put it in my veins,
Santa bring me some cocaine, on Christmas,

Satan said he'd help me with my shakes,
If I set fire to every church,
I'm just trying to find a little dope today,
Santa I aint askin for too much

I'll OD on
Christmas,
Why don't we OD on Christmas?
Put it in my veins,
Santa bring me some cocaine, on Christmas,
Track Name: Wrap It Up
Elf hoes up in Santa's shop,
I'm tryina eat your pussy let yer panties drop BITCH,

So many bitches wanna dance with me,
Damn girl yo pussy tastes like cranberries

Liquor bottles and an eigth of snow,
Back to the Club House

SHOTS OF PATRON

Hangin with the Rudolph yeah we in the spot,
This party's gettin tighter than Mrs. Clause's twat,

I'm with Saint Nick and we twistin dro',
Rollin up an ounce of that mistle toe

WRAP IT UP x4

Case of Whisky underneath the tree,
Your sisters gettin frisky in the 613,

Mix all the liquor in the holiday punch,
I won't see straight till Christmas brunch,

I'm with Frankenstein and it's ice cream time,
I'm gonna bake up a batch of my favorite slime,

Cookies cookies cookies, I must be dreamin'
Every girl in this club just beegin for my seamen

WRAP IT UP
Track Name: Santa's Pissed
I don't wanna fly my sleigh tonight,
Santa's way too old for this shit, the kids dont believe anymore,
These chimneys aint too wide, stuck again on this rooftop,
and Mrs. Clause is cheatin on me with Rudolph,

And the cookies you left out for me,
are goin stale by the Christmas Tree,
Santa aint comin round this year,
And I know it'll break your greedy heart,
When Santa dont bring you Mario Kart,
No Goldeneye this year, Santa aint comin here

Theres nothin on the stove,
Old Saint Nicks gone broke,
These welfare cheques aint cuttin it no more
These elves are getting slow,
Theres no more work, at the North Pole,
No doll for Suzie no drum for little Joe,

Christmas aint what it used to be,
All the toys youve seen on the TV Screen,
You aint gettin a single one from me
Santa knows how good youve been,
I know about every little sin,
You aint makin the good list, so dont ask why Santas pissed

I dont wanna put on my red suit this year,
I just wanna kick off my black boots and drink beer
Track Name: Season of Edge
Santa Clause crashed, in my yard,
Overshot the roof, hit the ground hard,
I tied him up, free'd his deer,
Animal liberation time of the year,
I dragged him down to the cellar,
Mom is out of town please don't tell her,
I used her good knives to stab him good,
Thats what he gets in my neighbourhood,
Edged up vegan till the day I die,
Santa won't break me even if he tried,
Egg nog spirits won't hold me down,
Not gonna break edge won't mess around

In the name of Straight Edge
Respect your body x4